A Little Forgery at the University of Tübingen / Prof Knape Is Not Ashamed

A wort­hl­ess award for Martin Walser / Professor Knape is not ashamed


They are not asha­med, no, they are not asha­med of any­thing, they are obvious­ly so indo­lent that
they are no lon­ger capa­ble of any shame; a sym­ptom that some­ti­mes occurs in demen­tia. As if not­hing had hap­pen­ed, the Seminar for General Rhetoric of the University of Tübingen pres­ents on his cur­rent web­site the vil­lanous PR-fraud of his for­mer boss Prof. Dr. med. Gert Ueding as cor­rect award, 1998 for the „speech of the year“ to Martin Walser.

Walser has sin­ce distanced hims­elf from his speech. Should not this wort­hl­ess honor (wort­hl­ess, becau­se appar­ent­ly by bra­zen, bluf­fing the public) now be denied again? But no. Walser’s reason for his con­ver­si­on to the bet­ter is not wit­hout embar­rass­ment. It is alre­a­dy a char­ming cor­rupt gang, which has come tog­e­ther here and con­ti­nues to work on the cor­rup­ti­on of the publi­shing industry.

And the now reig­ning chief rhe­to­ri­ci­an Prof. Dr. Joachim Knape hopes that enough grass has grown over it. We want to do our utmost to make sure that this hope is dis­ap­poin­ted. Let’s start with the new publi­ca­ti­on of an old text, first published on the Jewish web­site Hagalil.


Free rider of the Bubis-Walser controversy

The Tübingen Jens suc­ces­sor Gert Ueding as a freel rider ancer of the Bubis-Walser con­tro­ver­sy. Rhetoric Award now also for Joschka Fischer.

(Martin Walser: In Germany famous roman­cier. Ignatz Bubis: President of the Central Council of Jews in Germany. Joschka Fischer: Foreign minis­ter of Germany.)

For too long appar­ent­ly the most medio­cre Ernst Bloch stu­dent Gert Ueding had to endu­re that his pre­de­ces­sor on the exe­cu­ti­ve chair of the Tübingen University Institute for General Rhetoric, Walter Jens, even years after his reti­re­ment found and finds grea­ter public atten­ti­on and respect. At the big „Walser-Gargel-Margel“ (Willi Winkler), Ueding frau­du­lent­ly got Publicity for hims­elf and his litt­le solid­ly rese­ar­ching Institutl, and fed the agen­ci­es and fea­tures a year ago with the sen­sa­tio­nal press release, just said the „only insti­tu­te of its kind in Germany “ award­ed Walser’s South German-pet­ty bour­geois, resentment-loaded peace pri­ce Schwadronage the title“ speech of the year.

Even today, the Munzinger Archive, con­side­red to be relia­ble, leads the Walser-Martin as a pri­ze­win­ner, citing the Süddeutsche Zeitung, which is also regard­ed as relia­ble, and fell on Ueding, like the Frankfurter Allgemeine and others, inclu­ding the Die Welt. There, the Tübingen rhetoric-praetor occa­sio­nal­ly brings in artic­les, full of stylistic how­lers, that which was once a Bloch idea, to the glo­ry of Heinz G. Konsalik and his Schmarren „The Doctor of Stalingrad“, trans­forming it into a phra­se — under the head­line: „Love , Blood and white coats „. (Exactly this is the sphe­re in which Ueding should be mode­st, becau­se he knows his way around, feels well and does not even for­mu­la­te awk­ward­ly). Incidentally, haGalil also announ­ced the award cerem­o­ny on December 15, 1998, with mild sur­pri­se, but the belie­ving the press release of the Ueding – hono­rable Professor.

Without inqui­ries, Hans-Joachim Lang, wri­ter of the left-liberal Tübingen „Schwäbisches Tagblatt“, did not want to print the report on the sci­en­ti­fi­cal­ly aut­ho­ri­zed con­se­cra­ti­on of Walser at that time, and he picked up the pho­ne to find out more; it is pos­si­ble that he only cre­di­ted the head of Ueding, but not the enti­re staff of the Institute, with such a stu­pidly bra­zen, catchy-linguistic dic­tion: Walser’s speech had been cho­sen becau­se it was „ideo­lo­gi­cal­ly soli­di­fied“ in the tra­di­ti­on of gre­at huma­ni­stic elo­quence in Germany, openend the eyes of our media socie­ty, resist the orga­ni­zed dis­tor­ted image of con­sci­ence, mora­li­ty, guil­ty con­sci­ence … „and even more bra­va­do it’s cun­ning that it only has its kind, from which Walser’s elo­quence — albeit“ tel­lement petit- bour­geois (petty-bourgeois) „, as sharps­igh­tetd Federaal President Richard von Weizsäcker dia­gno­sed — shi­nes brightly.

 

Mixture of non­sen­se and pomposity

 

Editor Lang the­r­e­fo­re rese­ar­ched, pains­ta­kin­gly. Apart from the institute’s second pro­fes­sor, Joachim Knape, none of his inter­view­ees had the cou­ra­ge to expo­se the award cerem­o­ny for what it was: a shame­l­ess media hype, usual­ly free riding, later dam­ned by Emeritus Jens as a mix­tu­re of „non­sen­se and pom­po­si­ty “ ‑thus mini­mizing and down­playing - becau­se Ueding’s shame­l­ess bluff brought Walser’s“ “Rodomontaden“(Süddeutsche Zeitung) with unsu­spec­ting rea­ders repu­ta­ti­on. Ueding lied, the jury had „all the full-time staff of the insti­tu­te lis­ten­ed to“, and the choice was unanimous.

Lang did not let up. He rea­ched two sci­en­ti­fic co-workers who pre­ten­ded one day after the award cerem­o­ny to be unable to remem­ber which rhe­to­ri­cal mas­ter­pie­ces were exami­ned in a rhe­to­ri­cal and sci­en­ti­fic man­ner in com­pe­ti­ti­on with the Walser speech. (Non-remembering, still seems to be a par­ti­cu­lar­ly ram­pant syn­dro­me in Germany). After all, Professor Knape spo­ke „plain text“. He did not even know the award-worthy rhe­to­ri­cal mas­ter­pie­ce in the wor­ding, knew not­hing of a jury, but could con­firm that actual­ly tal­ked about Walser’s speech: „At the Christmas par­ty of the Institute, casual­ly with a glass of wine.“

Although unmas­ked, Ueding did not give up, assu­ring Josef-Otto Freudenreich, aut­hor of the Stuttgarter Zeitung, that the­re was inde­ed a jury and, inde­ed, com­pe­ting texts to choo­se from. Unfortunately, Freudenreich inqui­red, and the first thing that came to mind to the now-stressed rhe­to­ri­ci­an was Schröder’s govern­ment state­ment, after fur­ther reflec­tion a speech by Jutta Limbach, President of the Federal Constitutional Court (‚Abused Politics the BVG?‘) And one of the old his­to­ri­an Christian Meier (‚Why are the Words no longer? ‘).

Again, Ueding was unlu­cky. Freudenreich rese­ar­ched, and found a nice final point for his gloss: „Indeed, all important spee­ches, espe­ci­al­ly tho­se of the Chancellor, but the other two have obvious­ly not been tho­rough­ly read in a hur­ry. Both are not sui­ta­ble for the „Speech of the Year 1998“ — becau­se Limbach and Meier spo­ke in 1997 „.

Just in 1997, at the end of January, Ueding read in his house paper „Die Welt“ that the „Circle of Political Rhetoric Promoters“ has been awar­ding a „Golden Microphone“ for years, curr­ent­ly to Oskar Lafontaine. „I can do that too,“ he told hims­elf, cos­ting me not­hing more than a press release. In December 1998 it was time, he award­ed the uni­que­ly endo­wed pri­ze in the lite­ral sen­se, uni­la­te­ral­ly, single-handedly, and it would be unre­asonable to expect Walser, he may — becau­se pure fic­tion — give it back. There pro­ba­b­ly is not even a cer­ti­fi­ca­te. In August 1999, Ueding relen­ted, again unani­mously award­ed an award, this time an audio­book award, on behalf of the University of Tübingen and the Institute. Again, TAGBLATT edi­tor Lang rese­ar­ched, again only Knape let out a stun­ned one: ‚One pri­ze cha­sing the next …‘

The „Speech of the Year 1999“ is, real­ly and tru­ly, cho­sen, even befo­re the Christmas par­ty of the insti­tu­te, by a bodi­ly jury, as, in turn, Lang got out. Joschka Fischer recei­ved the wort­hl­ess award for his par­ty speech on the war in Kosovo. As ear­ly as May of this year, Ueding, by natu­re in the „Welt“, wel­co­med the neo-German tran­si­ti­on from peace­time to war rhe­to­ric, misu­s­ing the words of Ernst Bloch: „To be gent­le only does not mean to be good“.

A year ago, Ueding defen­ded hims­elf and his unani­mous appoint­ment of Walser’s speech with the bold­ly absurd con­jec­tu­re that „Ernst Bloch would have spo­ken just like me“. Bloch’s son Jan Robert objec­ted to the attempt to „use Bloch’s fame to speak the word in a final line men­ta­li­ty …“, Ueding’s dic­tum cal­led, far too noble „reputation-damaging and excessive“.

So if Fischer keeps the pri­ce, Walser will not return him — he has recei­ved almost not­hing — alt­hough: „Better than not­hing,“ said Karl Valentin, asked why he wears goggles wit­hout glass. At least the Munzinger Archive, howe­ver, is sup­po­sed to clean up its Walser ent­ry, even in the sen­se of Ueding, who per­haps had hither­to only been too baf­f­led to demand such a thing. In the sum­mer semes­ter 1997, he held a semi­nar, with the beau­tiful title: „Truth and lies in rhe­to­ri­cal inten­ti­on / ethics in the mass media“.

Thomas Ziegner / haGalil 12–99